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Thembi Simelane’s unexplained cash (Part Two) — The business accounts used to bankroll her lifestyle

A snapshot of the bank statements of former justice minister Thembi Simelane’s coffee shop and catering business suggests her companies T5 Investment Group and Silvanas Events may have received more cash than they generated in 2019 and 2020 while they bankrolled her lifestyle. On Tuesday evening Simelane was removed from her position, hours after the Office of the Public Protector confirmed she would investigate Simelane’s coffee shop deal — steps triggered by a Daily Maverick and News24 joint investigation.
Thembi Simelane’s unexplained cash (Part Two) — The business accounts used to bankroll her lifestyle Newly appointed human settlements minister Thembi Simelane’s businesses bled cash in the 2019 and 2020 financial years — much of it going towards her personal bills — and yet seems to have generated mismatched or little income. The business account used to run her Sandton coffee shop, T5 Investment Group, had an opening balance of R2.89-million in October 2019 — cash that Simelane, then the mayor of Polokwane, used to keep the business afloat and maintain her lifestyle. In the wake of Daily Maverick and News24’s revelations on Tuesday, highlighting that Simelane’s 2018 expenses eclipsed her income more than five times over when she was mayor of Polokwane, President Cyril Ramaphosa announced late on Tuesday that Simelane, who had been justice minister since July, had been shifted to the human settlements portfolio, while Mmamoloko Kubayi would take over the reins at justice. Ramaphosa’s terse statement did not indicate why he had made the move, beyond saying it was to ensure the “effectiveness of Cabinet”. For more than three months Ramaphosa had come under intense pressure to act on his Simelane headache. “I thought you would be happy,” said her spokesperson, Tsekiso Machike on Tuesday night when asked if Simelane was satisfied with the move. She is travelling in The Netherlands on official duties. This article focuses on snapshots of the 2019 and 2020 bank statements we obtained of Simelane’s businesses as well as known income and expenses of the 2019/20 financial year. Simelane refused to explain the origin of the cash held in T5’s bank account, while it is clear the coffee shop was operating at a loss. Simelane, who was until Tuesday night justice minister and executive political head of the National Prosecuting Authority, declined to contextualise the red flags in her finances and lifestyle. Replying to a list of findings and questions in a seven-page document from Daily Maverick and News24, Machike said: “The minister has noted your questions which emanate from an unauthorised lifestyle audit you purport to have conducted against her. The minister will not be participating in anything or answering any questions that are a product of this campaign that your publications are running against her.” Simelane did not address the origin of her wealth. Public Protector initiates investigation into Silvanas ‘loan’ On Monday, the Office of the Public Protector (PP) confirmed it was investigating a complaint by ActionSA MP Athol Trollip of “improper conduct” regarding the questionable “loan” Simelane took from VBS fixer Ralliom Razwinane’s company Gundo Wealth Solutions in 2016 to buy Silvanas Coffee Shop in Sandton. The PP said a formal notice had been issued to Simelane and President Cyril Ramaphosa confirming the investigation would require their response. Trollip, a member of Parliament’s justice and constitutional development committee, criticised Ramaphosa’s sideways shuffle of Simelane to Human Settlements, saying corruption allegations had “rendered [Simelane’s] continued leadership of the justice department wholly untenable. If the minister was deemed no longer fit to serve as minister of justice due to allegations of potential corruption and questionable sources of wealth beyond her declared earnings, then surely the President cannot now expect us to believe that she is perfectly suited to lead a critically important portfolio like Human Settlements, overseeing billions of rands.”

Simelane’s company T5 Investment Group

Indications are that Simelane had been living beyond her means since at least 2018. When we probed the origin of her wealth, sources close to Simelane and in various units in the government’s justice cluster have, independently of each other, repeatedly indicated that much of her lifestyle was funded by her company T5 Investment Group. When we zoomed into the genesis and finances of T5 Investment, it seemed that the same pattern of expenses eclipsing verifiable income emerged. Bank statements from T5 Investment Group dated 5 October to 5 November 2019 show a total of R166,043.90 was deposited into the business account. During the same period, the business spent R618,303 — almost four times more than it received. About 23% of the expenses in this month appeared to be for Simelane’s personal needs. These included “legal fees”, architect fees for her newly built home in Pretoria, rates and taxes for properties she owns in Pretoria and Polokwane, a small payment to the luxury goods shop Luxity and what appears to be payments for personal groceries. Simelane did not comment when these findings were put to her. More than 49% of the expenses in this period were used to buy stock and pay rentals, salaries and tax for the business. It is unclear if this was a singular occurrence, but additional documents and sources suggest the overspending may have been habitual. For several months Simelane rented equipment from the previous coffee shop owner while the business funds covered rent for her children’s accommodation, holidays to Disney World and luxury handbags, shoes and jewellery. Yet, the opening balance of T5 Investment on 5 October was R2.82-million — income that is not likely to have been generated by the coffee shop alone, based on an analysis of the business income during the time period available. Simelane did not respond to questions about the origin of these funds in T5 Investment, or why she conflated her business accounts and private life.

T5 Investment Group’s income in October 2019

About R83,000, half of T5 Investment’s income from 5 October to 5 November, was from speedpoint sales at the coffee shop. Another R67,000 was from five cash deposits at ATMs in Sandton. As a rule, the authorities and banks take a dim view of cash being deposited into bank accounts. In the absence of an explanation from Simelane, and because no cash sales at the coffee shop are registered in the bank statements, it is possible that these cash deposits were part of the business’s legitimate earnings. In addition, an advocates group in the area sent an EFT payment, apparently for a function hosted by Silvanas.

T5 Investment Group’s expenses in October 2019

T5 Investment seemingly spent more than R140,000 on Simelane’s needs during this month, our financial analysis suggests. This conflation of personal and business interests is questionable — not only from a tax perspective, but also because of the financial principle that personal and business expenses, under legal circumstances, are best kept separate. The bank statements show Simelane spent more than R33,000 on rates and taxes for her properties and the architect she instructed to draft plans for her envisioned Pretoria residence. A year before building work started, T5 Investment acquired an empty erf in Pretoria for R1.2-million — in cash. Simelane did not explain the origin of these funds either. Another R77,000 were marked as “legal fees Nkadimeng”, Simelane’s former married surname, and R13,453 was used to pay her Vodacom cellphone bill. (Simelane received a monthly cellphone benefit of about R3,000 from Polokwane Municipality, but documentation we have seen and an independent source suggest she regularly ran up her monthly Vodacom bill to around R18,000 and even R52,000 at times.) A small payment to Luxity, fuel and what seem to be small payments for groceries at Pick n Pay and Spar account for another R17,000. Simelane did not confirm or deny these listed expenses when questioned about them. These personal expenses are almost a quarter of the company’s monthly expenditure and account for 85% of the company’s income in this period. On Monday, Simelane arrived at The Hague in The Netherlands sporting what appeared to be a Louis Vuitton Soho backpack, worth approximately R30,000. She was speaking at the 23rd Session of the International Criminal Court Assembly of States Parties. [caption id="attachment_2491775" align="alignnone" width="792"] Thembi Simelane (middle) at The Hague this week with a Louis Vuitton bag that apparently costs about R30k. (Picture: Thembi Simelane /Facebook)[/caption] On Tuesday, Daily Maverick and News24 revealed that eight invoices show Simelane spent R250,000 in four months in 2018 on luxury bags and shoes from Luxity. At the time, her yearly salary and declared income was half a million rand. The bag Simelane wore in The Hague was not one of the items detailed on the invoices. A source claimed Simelane habitually bought from Luxity for more than a year, and that she is “extremely careful not to show these in the office” but it is rather during “foreign trips that the luxury clothes get used”. Simelane herself admitted to turning to “shopping therapy” when under stress. [caption id="attachment_2489395" align="alignnone" width="701"] Thembi Simelane during a visit to Moscow in September for a meeting of BRICS justice ministers. She is carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag resembling a model called ‘On the Go BB’. A second-hand black leather bag such as this was on sale for R58,000 at the time of writing. (Photo: Thembi Simelane / Facebook)[/caption] T5 Investment seemed to have spent at least R300,000 to keep the company afloat. Simelane paid a total of R71,434 towards 10 staff members’ salaries. These ranged from R3,460 to R26,000 per employee. Another expense of R75,588 was chalked up to tax. (We consulted a chartered accountant who said an inference over how much income the company received cannot be made based on the limited information we had, but did suggest that this payment may include UIF on behalf of the Silvanas employees.) Stock was another big-ticket item. Buying mostly from T & F Meat Market in Midrand and Makro, T5 Investment appeared to have spent at least R74,000 on fresh produce. Another R50,000 was paid towards rental fees, gas and a Telkom line. To have these sorts of overheads with the limited income T5 Investment has recorded and cash in the bank of R2.82-million seems highly questionable.

Simelane’s now deregistered company Silvanas Events

Silvanas Events is a company Simelane registered in 2019. In the intervening time, the company became dormant and then ran into a deregistration process in 2021, which was made final in early 2024. This means that Simelane did not comply with the requirements to file annual returns, declare beneficial ownership or pay the Companies and Intellectual Property Commission fees. The company technically ceased to exist. In May this year, while she was a deputy minister, it seems she initiated a process to reinstate the company, suggesting she wishes to trade anew with Silvanas Events. A bank statement dated 30 November to 31 December 2020 is suggestive of why the company became dormant. The income in this period was zero. Cash in the bank was R336,146 and expenses were calculated to be R81,779. Again, the expenses appear to support Simelane’s lifestyle. During this month, Silvanas Events paid R39,000 to two of Simelane’s children, bought a MacBook for R22,500, paid for a R5,000 online course and accommodation at a Swaziland hotel and bought lunch at the Ranch Hotel in Polokwane. Simelane sidestepped a series of questions over the origin of the funds in Silvanas Events.

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As with Simelane’s expenses in the 2018 year, her company expenses are suggestive of more cash than can be accounted for. DM The third report in this series evaluates indications that Simelane and her companies are prime candidates for a lifestyle audit by the Hawks. Read Part One here.

Newly appointed human settlements minister Thembi Simelane’s businesses bled cash in the 2019 and 2020 financial years — much of it going towards her personal bills — and yet seems to have generated mismatched or little income.

The business account used to run her Sandton coffee shop, T5 Investment Group, had an opening balance of R2.89-million in October 2019 — cash that Simelane, then the mayor of Polokwane, used to keep the business afloat and maintain her lifestyle.

In the wake of Daily Maverick and News24’s revelations on Tuesday, highlighting that Simelane’s 2018 expenses eclipsed her income more than five times over when she was mayor of Polokwane, President Cyril Ramaphosa announced late on Tuesday that Simelane, who had been justice minister since July, had been shifted to the human settlements portfolio, while Mmamoloko Kubayi would take over the reins at justice.

Ramaphosa’s terse statement did not indicate why he had made the move, beyond saying it was to ensure the “effectiveness of Cabinet”. For more than three months Ramaphosa had come under intense pressure to act on his Simelane headache.

“I thought you would be happy,” said her spokesperson, Tsekiso Machike on Tuesday night when asked if Simelane was satisfied with the move. She is travelling in The Netherlands on official duties.

This article focuses on snapshots of the 2019 and 2020 bank statements we obtained of Simelane’s businesses as well as known income and expenses of the 2019/20 financial year.

Simelane refused to explain the origin of the cash held in T5’s bank account, while it is clear the coffee shop was operating at a loss.

Simelane, who was until Tuesday night justice minister and executive political head of the National Prosecuting Authority, declined to contextualise the red flags in her finances and lifestyle.

Replying to a list of findings and questions in a seven-page document from Daily Maverick and News24, Machike said: “The minister has noted your questions which emanate from an unauthorised lifestyle audit you purport to have conducted against her. The minister will not be participating in anything or answering any questions that are a product of this campaign that your publications are running against her.”

Simelane did not address the origin of her wealth.

Public Protector initiates investigation into Silvanas ‘loan’

On Monday, the Office of the Public Protector (PP) confirmed it was investigating a complaint by ActionSA MP Athol Trollip of “improper conduct” regarding the questionable “loan” Simelane took from VBS fixer Ralliom Razwinane’s company Gundo Wealth Solutions in 2016 to buy Silvanas Coffee Shop in Sandton.

The PP said a formal notice had been issued to Simelane and President Cyril Ramaphosa confirming the investigation would require their response.

Trollip, a member of Parliament’s justice and constitutional development committee, criticised Ramaphosa’s sideways shuffle of Simelane to Human Settlements, saying corruption allegations had “rendered [Simelane’s] continued leadership of the justice department wholly untenable. If the minister was deemed no longer fit to serve as minister of justice due to allegations of potential corruption and questionable sources of wealth beyond her declared earnings, then surely the President cannot now expect us to believe that she is perfectly suited to lead a critically important portfolio like Human Settlements, overseeing billions of rands.”

Simelane’s company T5 Investment Group


Indications are that Simelane had been living beyond her means since at least 2018.

When we probed the origin of her wealth, sources close to Simelane and in various units in the government’s justice cluster have, independently of each other, repeatedly indicated that much of her lifestyle was funded by her company T5 Investment Group.

When we zoomed into the genesis and finances of T5 Investment, it seemed that the same pattern of expenses eclipsing verifiable income emerged.

Bank statements from T5 Investment Group dated 5 October to 5 November 2019 show a total of R166,043.90 was deposited into the business account.

During the same period, the business spent R618,303 — almost four times more than it received.

About 23% of the expenses in this month appeared to be for Simelane’s personal needs. These included “legal fees”, architect fees for her newly built home in Pretoria, rates and taxes for properties she owns in Pretoria and Polokwane, a small payment to the luxury goods shop Luxity and what appears to be payments for personal groceries. Simelane did not comment when these findings were put to her.

More than 49% of the expenses in this period were used to buy stock and pay rentals, salaries and tax for the business.

It is unclear if this was a singular occurrence, but additional documents and sources suggest the overspending may have been habitual. For several months Simelane rented equipment from the previous coffee shop owner while the business funds covered rent for her children’s accommodation, holidays to Disney World and luxury handbags, shoes and jewellery.

Yet, the opening balance of T5 Investment on 5 October was R2.82-million — income that is not likely to have been generated by the coffee shop alone, based on an analysis of the business income during the time period available.

Simelane did not respond to questions about the origin of these funds in T5 Investment, or why she conflated her business accounts and private life.

T5 Investment Group’s income in October 2019


About R83,000, half of T5 Investment’s income from 5 October to 5 November, was from speedpoint sales at the coffee shop. Another R67,000 was from five cash deposits at ATMs in Sandton.

As a rule, the authorities and banks take a dim view of cash being deposited into bank accounts. In the absence of an explanation from Simelane, and because no cash sales at the coffee shop are registered in the bank statements, it is possible that these cash deposits were part of the business’s legitimate earnings.

In addition, an advocates group in the area sent an EFT payment, apparently for a function hosted by Silvanas.

T5 Investment Group’s expenses in October 2019


T5 Investment seemingly spent more than R140,000 on Simelane’s needs during this month, our financial analysis suggests.

This conflation of personal and business interests is questionable — not only from a tax perspective, but also because of the financial principle that personal and business expenses, under legal circumstances, are best kept separate.

The bank statements show Simelane spent more than R33,000 on rates and taxes for her properties and the architect she instructed to draft plans for her envisioned Pretoria residence.

A year before building work started, T5 Investment acquired an empty erf in Pretoria for R1.2-million — in cash. Simelane did not explain the origin of these funds either.

Another R77,000 were marked as “legal fees Nkadimeng”, Simelane’s former married surname, and R13,453 was used to pay her Vodacom cellphone bill. (Simelane received a monthly cellphone benefit of about R3,000 from Polokwane Municipality, but documentation we have seen and an independent source suggest she regularly ran up her monthly Vodacom bill to around R18,000 and even R52,000 at times.)

A small payment to Luxity, fuel and what seem to be small payments for groceries at Pick n Pay and Spar account for another R17,000.

Simelane did not confirm or deny these listed expenses when questioned about them.

These personal expenses are almost a quarter of the company’s monthly expenditure and account for 85% of the company’s income in this period.

On Monday, Simelane arrived at The Hague in The Netherlands sporting what appeared to be a Louis Vuitton Soho backpack, worth approximately R30,000. She was speaking at the 23rd Session of the International Criminal Court Assembly of States Parties.

Thembi Simelane (middle) at The Hague this week with a Louis Vuitton bag that apparently costs about R30k. (Picture: Thembi Simelane /Facebook)



On Tuesday, Daily Maverick and News24 revealed that eight invoices show Simelane spent R250,000 in four months in 2018 on luxury bags and shoes from Luxity. At the time, her yearly salary and declared income was half a million rand.

The bag Simelane wore in The Hague was not one of the items detailed on the invoices. A source claimed Simelane habitually bought from Luxity for more than a year, and that she is “extremely careful not to show these in the office” but it is rather during “foreign trips that the luxury clothes get used”.

Simelane herself admitted to turning to “shopping therapy” when under stress.

Thembi Simelane during a visit to Moscow in September for a meeting of BRICS justice ministers. She is carrying a Louis Vuitton handbag resembling a model called ‘On the Go BB’. A second-hand black leather bag such as this was on sale for R58,000 at the time of writing. (Photo: Thembi Simelane / Facebook)



T5 Investment seemed to have spent at least R300,000 to keep the company afloat.

Simelane paid a total of R71,434 towards 10 staff members’ salaries. These ranged from R3,460 to R26,000 per employee.

Another expense of R75,588 was chalked up to tax. (We consulted a chartered accountant who said an inference over how much income the company received cannot be made based on the limited information we had, but did suggest that this payment may include UIF on behalf of the Silvanas employees.)

Stock was another big-ticket item. Buying mostly from T & F Meat Market in Midrand and Makro, T5 Investment appeared to have spent at least R74,000 on fresh produce.

Another R50,000 was paid towards rental fees, gas and a Telkom line.

To have these sorts of overheads with the limited income T5 Investment has recorded and cash in the bank of R2.82-million seems highly questionable.

Simelane’s now deregistered company Silvanas Events


Silvanas Events is a company Simelane registered in 2019. In the intervening time, the company became dormant and then ran into a deregistration process in 2021, which was made final in early 2024.

This means that Simelane did not comply with the requirements to file annual returns, declare beneficial ownership or pay the Companies and Intellectual Property Commission fees. The company technically ceased to exist. In May this year, while she was a deputy minister, it seems she initiated a process to reinstate the company, suggesting she wishes to trade anew with Silvanas Events.

A bank statement dated 30 November to 31 December 2020 is suggestive of why the company became dormant. The income in this period was zero. Cash in the bank was R336,146 and expenses were calculated to be R81,779.

Again, the expenses appear to support Simelane’s lifestyle. During this month, Silvanas Events paid R39,000 to two of Simelane’s children, bought a MacBook for R22,500, paid for a R5,000 online course and accommodation at a Swaziland hotel and bought lunch at the Ranch Hotel in Polokwane.

Simelane sidestepped a series of questions over the origin of the funds in Silvanas Events.

***


As with Simelane’s expenses in the 2018 year, her company expenses are suggestive of more cash than can be accounted for. DM

The third report in this series evaluates indications that Simelane and her companies are prime candidates for a lifestyle audit by the Hawks.

Read Part One here.

Comments

Kevin Venter Dec 4, 2024, 05:57 AM

Oh the irony: She, of all people, speaking at the International Criminal Court! CR also drinking the Kool-Aid. The blatant disregard to the suffering of the citizens who cannot even feed themselves, while people like this prance around with lifestyle funded by tax payers and loot, is disgraceful!!!

Louise Wilkins Dec 4, 2024, 06:29 AM

Cyril MOVED her to a different portfolio?????? What happened to step aside? This woman is bad news.

Craig A Dec 4, 2024, 08:30 AM

The Human Settlements budget is bigger so she can buy brand new Louis Vuitton bags now. Buying second hand is so 'justice department'!

Scotty84 Dec 4, 2024, 06:47 AM

Seems the minister "walks on water" as she nimbly seems to glide past a "life audit" which our imperial president appears to accept. Perhaps she benefited from the US$'s found in the presidents luxurious sofa? A serious matter, the public need an answer to this luxury ?

Jennifer D Dec 4, 2024, 07:19 AM

How dare he move someone as blighted as Simelane. Human settlements is one of the critical portfolios of this country and the people and he arbitrarily decides someone who clearly cares only about herself should head this up. Ramaphosa's action is questionable - what does she have on him?

Kevin Venter Dec 4, 2024, 07:38 AM

I think it is more a case of what does he owe her for making Phala-Phala dissolve?

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 02:52 PM

always quid pro quo with corrupt politicians

ALAN PATERSON Dec 4, 2024, 08:02 AM

The lady would appear entirely appropriate for a role in Human Settlements. Sandton City, Melrose Arch, Disney World....

Mfana Dyasi Jan 31, 2025, 09:36 AM

She still wants to know how her sister died in exile. They are indebted to her, explaining why they cannot get rid of her.

Peter Oosthuizen Dec 4, 2024, 07:19 AM

What does one have to do to get fired?

Craig A Dec 4, 2024, 08:27 AM

Work in the private sector :-)

Kevin Venter Dec 4, 2024, 09:00 AM

??

D'Esprit Dan Dec 4, 2024, 11:31 AM

Love it!

Graeme de Villiers Dec 4, 2024, 02:27 PM

Hahahahahaha

Jay Vyas Dec 4, 2024, 08:16 AM

……In the meantime, why is nobody talking about the Elephant in the Room relating to this ANC Factory Fault Minister? ……And that is : What has Edward Kieswetter and SARS been doing about these revelations since 2019 odd? I Rest My Case!

Craig A Dec 4, 2024, 08:26 AM

SARS is chasing real taxpayers! Because we are law abiding and will have to pay any fine or penalty. Government officials are protected and have massive amounts (of taxpayers money) to pay lawyers.

Michael Thomlinson Dec 4, 2024, 01:06 PM

I am sure that the coffee shop is a actually a laundromat - ie. for washing money! Yes, and so where is the esteemed Edward Kieswetter in all of this? I would imagine that the only tax that is being paid is her PAYE off her ministers salary.

Michael Thomlinson Dec 4, 2024, 01:09 PM

I think everybody has got it wrong: the minister did not buy a coffee shop but instead has bought a laundromat (for washing money). SARS should be taking note.

Richard Kennard Dec 4, 2024, 08:17 AM

One assumes then that an "Authorised Lifestyle audit" would reveal nothing?

Bradjame6 Dec 4, 2024, 08:22 AM

I'm always amazed by how Black people absolutely despise the white people but they sure do love the things they produces. Things like luxury bags for example.

Muishond X Dec 4, 2024, 08:42 AM

Julius Malema being the best example of that. If only he knew how civilised people snigger at his designer suits with his figure hugging pants that are really not complementing his physique at all!

Bradjame6 Dec 4, 2024, 09:12 AM

You would think they would rather produce their own goods and services instead of constantly parading around in the White Devil's things. Such a mystery.

The Realist Dec 4, 2024, 11:44 AM

Grass skirts don't look very civilised

Helen Swingler Dec 4, 2024, 02:47 PM

Degrading people in this way is wholly unnecessary.

Penny Philip Dec 6, 2024, 09:38 AM

Wow! So condescending & arrogant.

Malcolm McManus Dec 4, 2024, 11:45 AM

The way the EFF is going these days, he may end up with only his chinese overalls and gum boots.

Penny Philip Dec 6, 2024, 09:35 AM

Generalise much?

in Dec 4, 2024, 06:32 PM

The equally hilarious thing is the ugly, pointy shoes they so love. Remember how corrupt cop, Jackie Selebi, bought Mbeki a pair of these hideous, pointy shoes in Sandton City? What is it with pointy shoes, and overly tight pants that are always too short.

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 02:58 PM

i do not think commenting on personal attire is appropriate. best to criticise inappropriate conduct

in Dec 4, 2024, 06:30 PM

Much like the way communists like the shrill-voiced Cde Nzimande are besotted with all the nice things capitalism produces. Not for the crater-faced comrade to drive around in a humble Trabant, no, sirree, he prefers the Real German McCoy, vehicles costing in excess of R1m.

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:01 PM

it is true that some communists make an about turn when they can lay hands on the luxury goods capitalists produce. even in the former soviet some were more equal than others and not ashamed to flaunt it

Craig A Dec 4, 2024, 08:23 AM

There is obviously tax evasion going on but SARS is quiet. There is obviously money laundering going on but the FIC is deaf, dumb and blind. The FIC and FSCA are too busy fining brokers hundred of thousands (even millions) for not having some paperwork in place. It is sickening.

Coriencheyne Dec 4, 2024, 08:27 AM

I nominate Pauli van Wyk as the new Public Protector.

Belinda Cavero Dec 4, 2024, 06:18 PM

Haha, good one, I agree!

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:07 PM

so do i. thank goodness for the skills and insistence of those like her in investigative journalism. i cannot imagine where SA would have been without inter alia our media as watchdog. that also goes for dedicated ngo's fighting the fight for us

Jubilee 1516 Dec 4, 2024, 08:27 AM

Did Cyril give her Hunter Biden treatment by approving her fraud, or did Hunter Biden get Simelane treatment from his own father approving his fraud, tax evasion and illegal gun possession charges?

Richard Kennard Dec 4, 2024, 09:11 AM

I'd say more of the Trump treatment which is altogether on a different scale

Jubilee 1516 Dec 4, 2024, 09:29 AM

How so? For now, forget fraud and tax fraud, nothing can compare to excusing your own son from illegal gun possession (fraudulently acquired) charges, especially from the Democrats who advocate for tighter gun laws.

D'Esprit Dan Dec 4, 2024, 11:35 AM

Well, Donny could never get done for gun crime 'cause he skipped military service and doesn't have the cahoonas to use one.

Malcolm McManus Dec 4, 2024, 11:57 AM

Too busy with being a billionaire and taking control of a country to bother with shooting tin cans. Not sure what shooting weapons and having cahoonas have in common. If you think owning a gun makes you more of a man, you're the wrong type of person to own one.

Jubilee 1516 Dec 4, 2024, 12:24 PM

True, I agree with you, but it would be much worse if he were to commit fraud several times to illegally obtain guns and be excused by his own father, despite being a serial offender.

Malcolm McManus Dec 4, 2024, 11:50 AM

Ja, Looking forward to a letter from DC, from Phillip Van Niekerk on that one.

Richard Kennard Dec 4, 2024, 02:48 PM

Suppose the Carroll sexual abuse is a mere trifle then?

Y3mmxiii Mnguni Dec 4, 2024, 09:24 AM

This minister simply doesn't belong in the government, and it's time to consider whether this individual truly deserves a ministerial role.

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:10 PM

you and i know she should be fired. but then rationality, serving the country and fairness are not characteristics of the anc

Indeed Jhb Dec 4, 2024, 09:32 AM

Good work on the investigation. Now Sars needs to get involved - but they are so busy terrorising honest taxpayers... And Human Settlements of 1 mil houses a year - we paid the money but still waiting for 'construction'. A great opportunity for the new minister to 'diversify' her businesses??

johnbpatson Dec 4, 2024, 09:42 AM

Lots of potential in Human Settlements. T5 Investment Group and Silvanas Events no doubt have a few property investments tucked away somewhere in the handbag. And new settlements do need decent coffee shops.

Mike Pragmatist Dec 4, 2024, 09:43 AM

What is our new Human Settlements Minister (is that the woke name fir squatter camps?) doing in the Netherlands on "official business"? Is she negotiating to create a new "informal settlement" (yet more OC terminology) over there, where the inhabitants may at have essential services?

Mike Pragmatist Dec 4, 2024, 09:48 AM

We need detailed - in other words "unauthorised"- lifestyle audits on everyone in Parliament.

Gugu1 K Dec 4, 2024, 11:22 AM

I wish DM and other institutions had resources available to that because CR's 5 year-old promise of Lifestyle Audits will never come to pass. We are grateful that this dumb minister made DM's work quite easy since she flaunted her loot on social media over the years.

Richard Kennard Dec 4, 2024, 03:05 PM

Donning that tat (expensive tat) screams I'm stupid, greedy & dishonest...and take a look in the mirror....what's the point?

Les Thorpe Dec 4, 2024, 11:24 AM

She's probably got "dirt" on Ramaphosa: hence reassigned, not fired. Also, we wait to see if the NPA acts on this case. Not just an arrest (meaningless in S.A.), but prosecution and conviction leading to jail time (and asset confiscation).

mikegra Dec 4, 2024, 06:57 PM

All in the ANC executive have dirt on everybody in the ANC, the biggest criminal syndicate in the country, and should the truth come out someday it will make state capture look like petty theft.

D'Esprit Dan Dec 4, 2024, 11:29 AM

Ramaphosa takes 84 days to cop out like the sleazy coward he is, then accepts another R80k a year in salary increase, and gives the public the middle finger. Who said he's asleep at the wheel? That's multitasking for you!

Ndivhuwo Masindi Dec 4, 2024, 11:40 AM

Good work to the team, what more does Mr president want to get him to do things right baffles the mind

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:13 PM

agree

The Realist Dec 4, 2024, 11:41 AM

What info does she have on rama the posa? Must be really .........

Malcolm McManus Dec 4, 2024, 12:17 PM

I am guessing lots. All the cadres are tainted. When ramaposer got elected he kept on promising to deal with corruption. And here we are. That said, we could always have ended up with Nkosizana.

gavin dickson Dec 4, 2024, 12:00 PM

Our useless Justice system and our useless President allow this graft to go on with a slap on the wrist and then Cyril rewards her with another portfolio. It is pathetic that this is allowed to go on. DM I have just renewed my membership, well done for your great work, give them the full nine yards!

Mike Lawrie Dec 4, 2024, 12:55 PM

R52,000 phonecalls in a month?! 31 days, 24 hours, 60 minutes etc works out at R1.16 per minute around the clock of local calls. That, of course, is impossible to do. So who was she phoning in what country?

Richard Kennard Dec 4, 2024, 03:07 PM

Phone sex chat lines used to be very expensive...do they still exist?

Ian Gwilt Dec 4, 2024, 09:39 PM

you download and watch movies during those boring meetings

Mike Lawrie Dec 5, 2024, 06:25 AM

For every minute of the month around the clock??? FAR more like calls to a distant land.

Matt 218 Dec 4, 2024, 01:03 PM

If you going to or want to be corrupt, at least TRY to do it properly. I think this minister jumped onto the bandwagon, but did not know how to play the tune. Gosh...its so obviouz

Matt 218 Dec 4, 2024, 01:06 PM

she definitely has the phala phala dirt on honorable spineless

Mike Lawrie Dec 5, 2024, 06:27 AM

Just how much other dirt floats around phala phala? How many couches does the man have?

chwane73 Dec 4, 2024, 02:02 PM

We did not struggle to be poor DA should leave this GNU

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:17 PM

i don't quite understand your comment Bhiza. do you imply that da must leave gnu and form the opposition? or that da has a part in keeping people poor

louw.nic Dec 4, 2024, 02:22 PM

When the President is a dollar billionaire solely due to legislation enacted by his Marxist "comrades", how on earth do you expect him to have ANY moral fiber whatsoever? Regular South Africans face a grim Christmas, while Madam Simelane touts ZAR250K+ of handbags. Morally abhorrent behaviour.

Malcolm McManus Dec 4, 2024, 03:50 PM

After all, non of the comrades joined the ANC to be poor. They are certainly going out of their way to prove this. Not a care in the world.

Lisbeth Scalabrini Dec 4, 2024, 03:40 PM

Where did all this cash come from?

Mike Lawrie Dec 5, 2024, 06:30 AM

Out of a couch, perhaps?

Daniel Mah Dec 4, 2024, 04:13 PM

Does she have something on Cyril, because the sensible thing was to recall or suspend her pending the investigation

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:21 PM

this happens in "decent" democracies. the usa and europe, with all their faults, will not tolerate allowing a minister under suspicion of corruption to remain as minister or mp

Belinda Cavero Dec 4, 2024, 06:16 PM

Disgraceful that Simelane is still part of the Cabinet. What hold does she have on CR? while acute malnutrition and pit toilets still abound in SA, such lifestyles for public servants and even cabinet ministers should NOT be tolerated!

eish Effedup Dec 5, 2024, 05:50 AM

La Looting Continua

Rae Earl Dec 5, 2024, 10:24 AM

The 2026 local elections will, hopefully, record that Ramaphosa's awful system of rule is simply too much for a country filled with desperately poor citizens and tax payers who foot this revolting woman's lifestyle. Out CR! You're a disgrace to our country!

Sheila Vrahimis Dec 6, 2024, 03:23 PM

i am concerned that the anc will ride on the tailcoats of the gnu to regain power.

Gugu1 K Dec 5, 2024, 10:46 AM

The only person legally capable of compelling her to provide sworn, written responses to Pauli's questions before a court of law does so (a far-fetched possibility given the NPA's record) is the Public Protector May someone in that office leak this information to us please!